Monday, August 29, 2011

If Mama Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy



It has been a trying couple of days, weeks, months.  With hubby's work schedule in overtime, I have been barely keeping my head above water these days.  The kids have pushed me to the limit and I am drowning in half-finished tasks and housework.  I've noticed an unusual amount of yelling in our home lately.  Mommy has been...well, cranky, to say the least.  Today, when I dropped both kids off at school, I should have gone home and worked endlessly in the child-free environment.  However, I did not.  I did the unspeakable.  I took (gasp) a day off!  I grabbed by purse (the small one, not the duffle bag filled with sippy cups, snacks and wet wipes) and headed out the door.  I kidnapped my also overworked, under-appreciated cohort, Tina, and we headed out on the town.  A child-free breakfast in a quaint little bistro, followed by two hours of child-free pampering at the nail salon, a child-free lunch and a little boutique shopping (with no whining or pawing of sticky little fingers).  Just what the doctor ordered.  I am a much happier Mommy this evening.  The fact that I burned my dinner because of a popsicle emergency, barely phased me.  So what if I slipped and fell because someone had a tea party in the dog water.  (Picturing my happy place...hot stone leg massage)  Dog vomit, not a problem.  The dishwasher door is slammed shut by my helpful two year old, gashing open my shin...okay, perhaps I need a week off!

Signs you need a mommy day off:

  • You schedule a pap smear just to lie down for a few moments in a child-free zone.
  • You wonder just how long the kids could hold their breath underwater in the bathtub.
  • You pick up the wooden spoon and everyone in the household runs in terror.
  • You pull into the garage and debate whether or not to turn off the car.
  • After a whole house search for the book you’ve been reading, you find it in the refrigerator next to a nearly empty bottle of wine.


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