No thank you. I understand the importance of raising money for your school which will in turn, better my child’s education. However, could we space them out a little bit? Does every school in the district have to sell the same crappy items in the same two-week span? I don’t need any more overpriced candles, wrapping paper or frozen tubs of cookie deliciousness. I can’t even pawn off the buying responsibility on grandparents due to the impossibility of shipping the afore mentioned frozen treats out of state. And to the other moms of fundraising children, I won’t even buy crap from my own child. Why would I buy anything from yours? With that said, anyone wanna place an order from my adorable 4 year old so she can get her worthless prize for selling something you don’t need and can’t afford?
Dear Lady Who Cut Me Off In The McDonald’s Drive Thru,
Why is this such a difficult concept to grasp? There are two drive thru lanes at McDonald’s to help speed the flow of traffic. It is important to be aware of your place in the ordering process. You don’t just speed around and cut me off just because you think you have the right of way. First of all, you almost totaled the front end of my car. Secondly, you thoroughly confused the 12 year old at the window. Did you wonder at all why he asked you for $9.67 for a cup of coffee? Pay attention and wait your turn! If you can’t wrap your brain around this, perhaps you should buy yourself a coffee pot and keep your McMuffin at home.
Dear Size 0 Supermodels At The Gym,
I think you’ve reached your goal. Go home. This is fat lady time at the gym. I was feeling pretty good with my 4 mile workout until your anorexic group surrounded me on the treadmills. I’m sweating my booty off, gasping for air and you run at a speed that makes me look like I’m standing still while looking like you stepped out of a magazine. They should really make a schedule. Anyone under a size 6 can workout during mealtimes, since you obviously don’t eat anyway.
