Dear Skinny Jeans,
It has been too long since we've been together. I know you are still there in the deepest recesses of my closet, begging for light. I know you've seen me hanging around new, bigger jeans. You've watched as I've cheated on you with far more comfortable wide band maternity pants. But those days are over. I've given away all of my maternity pants once and for all. I've tried you on and nothing. I've pleaded with you to zip and begged your beautiful denim to caress my hips. Can you ever find it in your pockets to forgive me? Can't you remember the way you wrapped yourself around me and we danced all night? We looked so great together back then. I know I have to work at it, but I want you back in my life. I'm tired of pretending with my fat jeans. Sure, they zip...but they'll never make me happy. I've given up M&M's and donuts, sweet tea and Coke. I'm doing more crunches than I have in years. Does that mean nothing to you? What more do you want from me? Oh, SJ come back to me! We belong together.
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